I'm fucking really pissed off because some asshole stole my bike today. I fucking loved that bike, and to make it worse I'm pretty sure the person who took it was at a party that the guys upstairs had this weekend. The morning after we woke up to find our christmas decorations ripped down, so I'm sure some drunk fuckers thought it'd be funny to rob my bike too. I wonder what I did to deserve bad karma like this...

REST IN PIECE JULIA MY BELOVED BICYCLE